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If you woke up surrounded by doctors who told you that you'd been in a medical experiment since birth and that your entire life had been a dream, how do you think you'd react?

"Sweet! Do I have any powers?"

"No, you don't."

"Screw you! Put me back to sleep then! And make it interesting this time!"

Yeah, that would be my reaction, just about.

Writer's Block: It's cold outside

I live in Minnesota, so it's funny to hear people in places like California complaining about the cold. What temperature is too cold for you?

Well, if it's below thirty then it's cold to me. But I don't like it when it's chilly (fifty or below) outside and windy, because then it just feels colder.

Writer's Block: Teenage dream

If you arrived at your front door and saw your first love standing there, what would you do or say?

First I would ask him how he was alive, because I know he was buried. I was at his funeral. Then I would probably start crying and beg that it isn't a dream and man this sounds so depressing, doesn't it? But really, when you know someone for sixteen years and their life gets snuffed out like that, it sucks.

Writer's Block: Homeword bound

How would you describe your perfect home in ten words or less?

Modest house, big yard, nice neighborhood, great views, and family.

Honestly, I don't want some super-huge mansion or a sprawling yard. Way too much maintenance for things like that and I'm too lazy to take care of something that big.

Writer's Block: Waitin' for a super name

If you were a superhero, what would your superhero name be?

My Superhero name would be Balance. I would have a mixture of the elements at my disposal (kind of like Aang from ATLA). I would rather have the cool martial arts moves just be something that would enhance the power. I wouldn't actually have to do them, you know?

Writer's Block: School days

Do you think kids should learn about sex in school, and why?

I do think that kids should learn about sex in school, but in small increments. I mean, if kids weren't so curious about sex then they would be less likely to experiment.

Writer's Block: Puttin' it on wax

If you decided to start a band, what would you name your first album?

My first album would probably be called 'Tunes for Tunics'. Don 't ask me why, it just popped into my head.

Writer's Block: A barrel of laughs

Who is the funniest person you know, and why?

My dad is the funniest person I know. He's they type of guy who knows a billion jokes, always has something to say, and has a hard time keeping his mouth shut. When I say he has a billion jokes, I meant it. He gets new ones everyday and then he has funny stories from work, some of which have made me laugh so hard that I cried.
You know what would be cool? A Megamind fic where Titan (Hal, Tighten, whatever) wants to sex up Megamind. Because of Metro Man's DNA. Like, when Hal gets turned down by Roxanne, he ends up thinking about Megamind, constantly. Which is the real reason he turns to evil... Ha, it's an idea that's been bouncing through my head for a while, but I couldn't write it. I'm terrible with sex stories...

Writer's Block: A super debate

If you could either have the powers of Spider-man or the Green Lantern, which would you choose, and why?

I would want to be Green Lantern, definitely. I mean, it would be awesome to be able to climb walls and everything, but flying beats that right out. I would love to be able to fly....